Which spans the world and requires the better portion of humanity! OK, certainly not. It’s nevertheless the way to go, right? After all, 10 seconds, 15 moments, plus drunken small “check it out heh heh heh” JPG disappear, leaving just a lingering, penis-shaped synopsis in notice of your own proposed receiver. This is basically the potential future. Safe, thoroughly clean, irredeemably vulgar – in the same manner we had constantly thought it might be.
Well, yeah – except screenshots. Anyone may take screenshots of affairs. Things that they believe include funny, or lame, or unwarranted, or that arrive at 3:17 a.m. apropos of little. They’re able to take screenshots of these things and put all of them anywhere. Actually on Tumblr. Even on checkoutthisloser.tumblr.
We’ll present a second to duplicate and paste those hyperlinks, immediately after which to feel terrible about yourselves.
OK. Thus. Let’s recap.
There was this latest thing. It really is a smartphone software labeled as Snapchat. The founder claims that it’s not to ever be applied for sexting, but that is a bath-salts amount applying of bullshit. It’s actually common and reflective of just what is apparently a kind of “trending mindset” (an expression we dislike ourselves for typing), therefore’s so inserted during the gluey morass of post-Internet teenage sexuality that Gawker (not Jezebel – just plain Gawker) are finding it important to create appropriate-sounding sounds about “the likelihood of sexual agency within the patriarchy.”
Considering this all, we think it is time for you to provide you with, the devoted AskMen audience, two reminders.
Just two. We’re maybe not getting into Catharine McKinnon here, nor tend to be we gonna launch into some sub-Kurzweil generation about innovation and cyborgs and transhumanism.